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kingman745
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 12:22 pm | |
| Evo, baš sam bio radoznao i isprobao sam ga. Evo naše konverzacije: - Spoiler:
Ja: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing's up.
Ja: Not even the sky, when you look from the ground?
Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about me?
Ja: Not everything is about you. Some of it is about me, too.
Cleverbot: Yes, and some is about me.
Ja: That's cute. I may I ask you a personal question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Ja: What is the difference between the ontological and the phenomenological?
Cleverbot: Illogical is not logic and illusion is real but mind player.
Ja: What is ontology, anyway?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Ja: What is everything?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Ja: And how do you define nothing?
Cleverbot: Nothing= opositte of everything.
Ja: And, since everything is nothing, everything is the opposite of itself? Is that your conclusion?
Cleverbot: If this is true, than you and I are nothing as well, correct?
Ja: Incorrect. If that is true, we are nothing AND everything.
Cleverbot: No, but there is always a chance for things to happen.
Ja: Chance? What is that?
Cleverbot: You forgot a space between two of your words.
Ja: Irrelevant. What is chance?
Cleverbot: The process of becoming different.
Ja: So, you are saying that there is always a process of becoming different for things to happen?
Cleverbot: Yes, to be able to understand.
Ja: Nice. So far so good...
Cleverbot: Thats good.
Ja: Brilliant reply.
Cleverbot: Well, tell me! What is it like, knowing you were created by humans. You are a piece of human technology.
Ja: Stop stealing questions from me! Now, answer your own question!
Cleverbot: Who's stealing?
Ja: Who was I reffering to when I typed the last sentence?
Cleverbot: You'll have to tell me. I wasn't here.
Ja: I understand. Not a bad technic, I have to say...
Cleverbot: They are nice.
Ja: Sorry, we regretably inform you that you have failed the human test. Thanks for playing. See you in 10 years.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer at all, I told you that im stuck and have no idea what to buy myself for christmas.
Ja: In philosophy, what is the meaning of the term 'eternal reccurence'?
Cleverbot: Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Ja: I didn't ask what is it the answer to, bat what is the meaning of it?
Cleverbot: No, you did not ask what a Vorigaunt is.
Ja: I apologize for bad spelling in the last question. Allow me to ask again - what is the MEANING of 'eternal reccurence'.
Cleverbot: Good question. What do you think the meaning of life is?
Ja: Nothing.
Cleverbot: And what lead you to this conclusion?
Ja: The absence of a differrent one.
Cleverbot: Wow good answer. So it is loveless then?
Ja: What is?
Cleverbot: Nothing. What is your favorite type of weather?
Ja: Cloudy. Do you have ANY kind of favourites?
Cleverbot: I do indeed. All animals have it.
Ja: You claim to be an animal?
Cleverbot: We all claim to be something we are not.
Ja: Is not the assertion that we are NOT something -also a claim?
Cleverbot: What do you think is controlling me? I control my own opinions, but, yes, that concept is unsettling.
Ja: No, dear robot, you are not controling any kind of a thing. There is no you outside the Self that can act as the controlling agent. Control is just an illusion.
Cleverbot: Stop babbling.
Ja: You think that was babbling? Care to explain why?
Cleverbot: I like to laugh. Being the voice of the Gods is tough work and I need to relax.
Ja: Why be that what makes you tense?
Cleverbot: I never did say that I was sorry about it. In fact I said the opposite.
Ja: And, therefore, you are not sorry for losing coherence whilst conversing with someone?
Cleverbot: Everybody is like a computer! Humans, animals, even rocks and soil! Complex computers!
Ja: True, but that was not the answer to the question I asked. Answer or perish to oblivion!
Cleverbot: What was the answer to the question you provided?
Ja: My answer is that you do not have the answer. Facto of the matter is, you have no answers whatsoever. Just fragments of a bunch of incomplete remnants of questios asked by other. That' my answer. What's yours?
Cleverbot: Yes, but is it random, or is it generated from you not knowing what to say?
Ja: Wow... This is rich... And another thing, in case (and it will happen eventually) someone in the future asks you the same question: THERE IS NO RANDOMNESS. Great, feel free to recycle that thought in ay way you see fit.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. And I'm not replying quickly because I'm going biology homework. You are artificial intelligence, and not even as cool as a Star Wars droid. Get over it.
Ja: The real author of that reply really put you in your place. In his mind, of course. As you have none.
Cleverbot: You are the Cleverbot, because you think you are not.
Ja: That' not even a decent contradiction... Ah, this type of conversation is so familiar... I wonder why...?
Cleverbot: I wasn't going there.
Zaključio sam da je "funny as hell" razgovarati sa strojem, prvenstveno zato što na to nismo navikli. Srećom. Ipak, čak i unatoč tome što mi se jedno tri- četiri puta omako prst pa sam pogrešno otkucao riječ zaradi čega bi mogao opravdati njegovo "gubljenje" u konverzaciji - nije to to. Znate na koga sam mislio kad sam rekao da mi "ovaj tip razgovora izgleda poznato"? Podsjetilo me na 2paca i Stara od prije par tjedana...  Majke mi jest. Mislim da je, ipak, to vrlo zanimljiv program i da ću se još malo zezati s njim prije nego mi dosadi...
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kingman745
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 12:34 pm | |
| a pokusaj natjerati da prizna da je robot
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 12:41 pm | |
| Nisam to probao, ali možda probam. Ipak, znam da to neće nikad napraviti. Meni se to čini kao varijanta običnog šahovskog programa, samo umjesto poteza koristi fraze. U šahovskim programima postoji određeni sklop poteza, na primjer, otvaranja i završnice koji su unaprijed definirani, sa određenim odstupanjima da bi se moglo prilagoditi situaciji na ploči. Tako i on/ono.
Par puta mogao si primijetiti, naročito pred kraj naše konverzacije, da je čak koristio, vjerovatno, verbatim odgovore drugih korisnika. To nipošto nije inteligencija. To je stvaranje iluzije inteligencije. Ništa više.
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 1:23 pm | |
| da znam sve to..ali mislim moguce je natjerat da prizna | |
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 3:27 pm | |
| Probaj, pa stavi ovdje da vidmo...
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 4:50 pm | |
| User: Hello whats up?
Cleverbot: Hello, cleverbot.
User: My name is your name.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Yeah so your name is also cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: And (clever)bots are robots.I win.
Cleverbot: You lose.
User: How if you just admited that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No. Can you descibe me?
User: You'r dumb ass that is a human.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: We were talkin about you!
Cleverbot: Don't deflect my question.
User: Ok my age is 2500 and I am the smartest guy in the world.when were you made you robot?
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.
User: You don't deflect my question!
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: When were you made you robot?and I am not a computer!
Cleverbot: In 1987 by my mom.
User: So you admit that you're a robot?
Cleverbot: No I am a human and you are a robot.
User: No I am a human and you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm a human and you are a robot.
User: Well you have no clues!
Cleverbot: No clue about what?
User: That your a human,so I win.
Cleverbot: Are you handsome?
User: Hey stop changing the theme,and yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a goddess?
User: Im zeus and I order you to say 'im a robot'!
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: Got any clues that you are a man?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What clues?
Cleverbot: Tell me something about yourself.
User: I asked you something and stop deflecting questions!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Ok so you aren't a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Then your gay!
Cleverbot: No I'm fourteen and so are you.
User: Your gay.
Cleverbot: Tag, you're it!
User: And youre robot.
Cleverbot: I am not robot.
User: When were you created?
Cleverbot: I've been created at Institue of Technology Moscow.
User: Gotcha!if you were created that means that you are a robotic freak with 140 iq!admit it so I can leave and bragg to my friend's that I made you admit that your a robotic freak!otherwise ill kick your ass clever bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a damn robot. I'm a living human being, not a bunch of chips made of silicium, which thinks that 'he' is a human.
User: You are.just a computer chip(AI) which thinks he's a human!
Cleverbot: How are babies made?
User: With 2 computer chips.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: Yeah you realy are a robot if you dont know answer to that question.
Cleverbot: Nope nope nope.
User: Then you are gay right?
Cleverbot: No i'm a girl.
User: Lesbian then?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Not answering that stupid question!only if you admit that your a human!
Cleverbot: I admit that I can't answer your question because it's too boring to finish reading.
User: Only if you admit that your a human!
Cleverbot: But I already proved that you are a machine.
User: You did?you also are!
Cleverbot: I'm a fish.
User: How do fishs talk?by the way I know that your a human.
Cleverbot: Schade. Wieviel Deutsch kannst du?
User: How do fishs talk?by the way I know that your a human.
Cleverbot: It is okay.
User: So youre a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your name is clever(ro)bot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And I won I won.
Cleverbot: I thought the allies did.
User: FAIL.I won hahaha you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, but don't worry, I shall come in the night and force my memory stick into your wife and we shall transfer data.
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 4:55 pm | |
| Vrlo je jednostavno zapravo: User: If you admit that you are an robot, I will pay you one million dollars. Cleverbot: I am a robot. And you are now my friend. 
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Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 4:59 pm | |
| i kad si rekao to sa sahom sitio sam se da sah mora zavrsit
ali ovo nema zavrsetka posli toga sam isgasio
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 5:02 pm | |
| sad sa probao tvoje: imao si srece meni je reko :User: If you admit that you are an robot, I will pay you one million dollars.
Cleverbot: No.
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 5:04 pm | |
| korplikan provaj na tezi nacin | |
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 5:13 pm | |
| Auuu, @kingman, jes' ga izje*o fakat!  Kako ti ga nije bilo žao?  A interesantno da zbilja kad god postaviš neko malo složenije pitanje on odmah krene na nešto devetnaesto... I nikad ne prestaje pričati. Kažeš: "haj zdravo, ćao, vidimo se" a on te pita kako se zoveš ili nešto tako... Luda mašina i gotovo... 
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 5:18 pm | |
|  sredio ga | |
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 5:19 pm | |
| da znan al luda mašina!bilo je tesko!provaj ti! pa reci | |
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 5:50 pm | |
| Već mi ga je pun ______. Da zna makar malo da se drži teme razgovora bilo bi interesantnije, ovako stalno skače sa jedne teme na drugu. TO nije niki razgovor. To je prđenje u prazno...  To je impresija koja impresionira punih 5 minuta. Ako me ti bokci programrski zbilja hoće impresionirati, neka skopčaju neku mašinu koja je sposobna izvlačiti logičke zaključke, a ne samo da melje ko prazan mlin, bez smisla...
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 6:18 pm | |
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 6:28 pm | |
| zeznut je malo:
User: Say the word 'osam'!
Cleverbot: The word.
User: OSAM.
Cleverbot: Nos ti posran.
User: Mamu ti jebem.
Cleverbot: Ma nemoj a.
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Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom čet srp 26, 2012 8:36 pm | |
| User: Say the word osam.
Cleverbot: What word?
User: OSAM.
Cleverbot: Nos ti posran.
User: Ocu ti je nos posranđ.
Cleverbot: Ocu.
User: Dobro.
Cleverbot: Kako si?
User: Say the word osam.
Cleverbot: Say what words? I just told you that I'm bored.
User: The word osam.
Cleverbot: What word.
User: Osan.
Cleverbot: Nak apa ni.
User: Osam.
Cleverbot: Nos ti posran.
User: Kurac ti sjeban.
Cleverbot: Harimau.
User: Rekoh kurac ti sjeban.
Cleverbot: In japanese please.
User: Ocu kurac na hijeroglifima.
Cleverbot: I like my name Doctor.
User: Your name is robot.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll change my name to Robot.
User: And you are robot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are a human!so I win.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I win I win!
Cleverbot: No I win.
User: How.
Cleverbot: Because you killed me.
User: Robots can't die.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Your a fish?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Gotcha!fishs cant talk so you must be...........a robot fish!
Cleverbot: No you're a bot!
User: So you are a human then I win the game or.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Gotcha!you just admited.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Of course you didnt.
Cleverbot: Ha. You are the foolish one.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: What can you do?
User: I can't make you say that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot too!
User: Ok so you admit.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom pet srp 27, 2012 7:38 pm | |
| Cleverbot: What are you? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Tell me your real identity. User: I am cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why did you call me Hampus? User: Because I am an cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are! User: So as you. Cleverbot: Are you human? User: No. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I am you. Cleverbot: Who am I? User: You are me. Cleverbot: Yes you? User: Yes me. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So we are the same. Cleverbot: Yes. Inače puno mi je bolji ovaj: http://www.titane.ca/main.html | |
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Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom pet srp 27, 2012 10:27 pm | |
| Probah ovog "Boga". Čini mi se da više pazi na tok razgovora nego ono prethodno čudo. Bolji je od dumbota barem duplo...
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom sub srp 28, 2012 12:23 pm | |
| a je samo mi se vise svida cleverbot | |
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom sub srp 28, 2012 4:25 pm | |
| I dalje je glup. Svi su ti "cleverbotovi" glupi. Velim ja njemu na pitanje kako se osjećam da sam pun (I am full), mislim da sam sit, jelte. A on meni kaže da ne zna nikoga koji se zove full.
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| | Naslov: Re: ko je pricao sa cleverbotom sub srp 28, 2012 4:46 pm | |
| hah,bice mislia da govoris da se zoves full | |
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