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PostajNaslov: Euro-English   Euro-English Icon_minitimepon oľu 02, 2009 9:26 pm

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which
was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would
become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil
servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph"
will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In
the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should
go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During
ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil
be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand
ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz
yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.


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Gemini Goat
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PostajNaslov: Re: Euro-English   Euro-English Icon_minitimeuto oľu 03, 2009 12:22 am

O moj bože šta je to?!
Neće valjda napravit taj neki švedski jezik :S
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PostajNaslov: Re: Euro-English   Euro-English Icon_minitimeuto oľu 03, 2009 1:41 am

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PostajNaslov: Re: Euro-English   Euro-English Icon_minitimeuto oľu 03, 2009 1:47 am

lol!
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