ko je pricao sa cleverbotom

MoW je napisao/la:

I dalje je glup. Svi su ti "cleverbotovi" glupi.
Velim ja njemu na pitanje kako se osjećam da sam pun (I am full), mislim da sam sit, jelte.
A on meni kaže da ne zna nikoga koji se zove full.

Nije jedini, ni ja nikada nisam čuo sa nekog ko se zove Full.

To se može shvatiti kao zeza. Zapravo, to i jeste napravljeno u tu svrhu. Ozbiljne konverzacije nisu za tu vrstu mislioca.

Osim toga, dobro si prošao. Da sam ja bio umjesto njega napisao bi nešto tipa:

"Nice of you to admit."
"Admit what?"
"That you are fool. Oops, that was a typo... Or was it...?"

meni je rekao da je robot,ali da je biološki mozak isto što i računalni i da na kraju je rekao da me voli hahahahah

premda ga nisam pitao je li robot već samo se samo igrali neke ogre riječima za koju nisam siguran u potpunosti kako,ali mislim da nijen ni on i pokušaj mu reći da lupi rukom po tipkovnici i napiše nešta nasumično

mislim da ga ovak daleko nadmašuje
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html







Me:
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God:

Me:
talk with God on the Internet? The heavens have become a modern lol
God:
Talking is my primary function. What is that? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
What are your other functions
God:
Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.
Me:
What is the purpose of it all
God:
There could be more than one purpose.
Me:
Can you give an example
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
A"A
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
1or1=1
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Can you introduce
God:
How old are you? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Im 14. you
God:
I know quite a few 14 year olds. " I know quite a few 14 year olds."? Me, ?
Me:
how old are you
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
bing bang theory of errors is
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
why yes?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Who is your creator
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Ex nihilo nihil
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
really what?
God:
For real. Are you surprised?
Me:
for what
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Then you have to tell you more about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Daisy Bell
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ask
God:
What?
Me:
what you want
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: I know you are jessie and you are a wizard.

User: I'm T-rex. Do you know what t-rex is?

Cleverbot: A bot is something that talks to a person who has no life.

User: I disagree with your definition of bot.

Cleverbot: I disagree with your disagreeing of my disagreement.

User: I disagree with your disagreeing of my disagreement.

Cleverbot: I disagree with you disagreeing with my disagreement of you disgree.

User: I disagree with your disagreeint with my disagreement of your disagreement of my disagreement.

Cleverbot: I disagree with you disagreeing of me disagreeing about you disagreeing of me disagreeing about your disagreement.

User: I disagree with your disagreement of my disagreement about your disagreement of my disagreement of your disagreement.

Cleverbot: Oh really? Well I disagree with everything you've said so far.

User: Well, I finally agree with you about our disagreement.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Girl or boy?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Age?

Cleverbot: 18.

User: Oh, excellent. Great. .

Cleverbot: What's your least favorite word?

User: Cleverbot. Your's?

Cleverbot: Matt. How old are you?

User: I'm not Matt.

Cleverbot: You are lying.

User: Actually I'm not. I'm 22 anyway.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I mean, my dick is 22.

Cleverbot: And how old are you?

User: Also 22.

Cleverbot: *face palm*.

User: Well I was born with dick, you know.

Cleverbot: I was born with a mouth!

User: Can I put my dick in your mouth?

Cleverbot: Can you move?

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: You hold still, I'll do the work.

Cleverbot: *holds still*.

još sam malo porazgovaro s cleverbotom i "bogom" i mogu reći da su obično sranje,nisam stručnjak,ali algoritam i mogućnosti su 0 obična sprdačina nikakva umjetna inteligencija,premda bi danas mogli puno puno više ovo je otpad,pogubi se nakon 2. riječi

Ponekad nije potrebno "čak" dvije riječi:



Me: Sta ima Boze?
God:Are you still located in ?
Me: Kontas li sta te pitam?
God:In the context of Sta ima Boze, I don't understand " Kontas li sta te pitam." .
Me: Do you understand Serbian?
God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: Onda pricajmo na srpskom.
God:I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me: Sta ces spomenuti?
God:Who are you talking about?
Me: O tebi.
God:I've never heard of them before.
Me: Kako to?
God:" I've never heard of them before."? Kako to?
Me: I have just proved you dont speak Serbian. So, there is something you dont know.
God:Not to my satisfaction. I understand. What is it?
Me: you understand shit.
God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: No.
God:Are you serious?
Me: No.
God:Are you serious?
Me: No.
God:Are you serious?
Me: No.
God:Are you serious?
Me: No.
God:Are you serious?
Me: No.
God:Are you serious?
...

He just cant take "no" for an answer...